To-do list of a baby.
Revenge to a cable company is sweet. I should really do this to Virgin. Wankers.
Judging by the expression I should imagine that this cat actually enjoys it. Either that or (s)he just saw a big fuck off human Donkey Schlong.
This is exactly what my pastor used to say to me. Like a gullible child, I did the will of the lord.
I’m a sucker for irony. But, I don’t think, (even if I tried) that I could make this up.
Pussy Wind Deodrant. For all those Fanny Farts…
Hit The Road, Jack.
If Only I actually did…