juicyjacqulyn:

jellobatch:

themyskira:

Hannah Gadsby on rape culture (x)

Real shit

How to make a joke involving rape

mock rape culture (aka bring awareness), NOT the victim

good stuff

theonion:

‘You’re My Best Friend,’ Says Obama To Drone That Appears Outside Bedroom Window Every Night: Full Report 

theonion:

‘You’re My Best Friend,’ Says Obama To Drone That Appears Outside Bedroom Window Every Night: Full Report 

latimes:

It’s still hard to believe this happened: But Dennis Rodman visited North Korea this week, vowing his eternal friendship with the country’s dictator Kim Jong-Un.

In case you missed it, Rodman was brought along as party of a VICE documentary on basketball diplomacy, and spoke at length with Jong-Un, who is reportedly a massive basketball fan.

Follow the entire bizarre series of events here.

Photos: AFP / KCNA, Associated Press /Kyodo News

"I can’t do some kind of Jedi Mind Meld on congressional Republicans."

President Barack Obama (via captainrobocop)

^First thing that came to mind.

(via abaldwin360)

peterfeld:

The infamous SNL parody of the Hagel confirmation hearings (“would you fellate a donkey for Israel?”) from several weeks ago, unfortunately rehearsal-only, is not only funny but has more truth about Israel’s influence in Washington than anything you’ll read in the New York Times or hear on NPR. 

Amazing

anarcho-queer:

jessicavalenti:

Shhhh…no one tell Fox News that the “wedding kiss” picture they’re using to accompany a piece about traditional gender roles is actually of a same sex couple. (MADE MY DAY)

As delighted as I am about the photo, has anyone taken the time out to read the shit they call news? Here are some quotes from the article:

“As products of divorce, the modern generation has few role models for lasting love. That alone is a problem. But young women have an added burden: they’ve been raised in a society that eschews marriage. They’ve been taught instead to honor sex, singlehood and female empowerment.”


“It’s time to say what no one else will: Feminism didn’t result in equality between the sexes – it resulted in mass confusion. Today, men and women have no idea who’s supposed to do what.
Prior to the 1970s, people viewed gender roles as as equally valuable. Many would argue women had the better end of the deal! It’s hard to claim women were oppressed in a nation in which men were expected to stand up when a lady enters the room or to lay down their lives to spare women life.”


See above ^

anarcho-queer:

jessicavalenti:

Shhhh…no one tell Fox News that the “wedding kiss” picture they’re using to accompany a piece about traditional gender roles is actually of a same sex couple. (MADE MY DAY)

As delighted as I am about the photo, has anyone taken the time out to read the shit they call news? Here are some quotes from the article:

“As products of divorce, the modern generation has few role models for lasting love. That alone is a problem. But young women have an added burden: they’ve been raised in a society that eschews marriage. They’ve been taught instead to honor sex, singlehood and female empowerment.

“It’s time to say what no one else will: Feminism didn’t result in equality between the sexes – it resulted in mass confusion. Today, men and women have no idea who’s supposed to do what.

Prior to the 1970s, people viewed gender roles as as equally valuable. Many would argue women had the better end of the deal! It’s hard to claim women were oppressed in a nation in which men were expected to stand up when a lady enters the room or to lay down their lives to spare women life.”

See above ^

Perfect.

abaldwin360:

cognitivedissonance:

justinherrick:

basically

Essentially.

Accurate. 

Precise.

abaldwin360:

cognitivedissonance:

justinherrick:

basically

Essentially.

Accurate. 

Precise.

fluent-in-lesbianism:

LOL FUCK YOU

HOWL!